1. Impress all your friends with bitter, passive agressive social commentary disguised as witty banter.
2. Acquire cool new online friends who are really only interested in feeling accepted by strangers as this is impossible for them to do in the real world.
3. The ultimate excuse to put off completing any actual significant tasks in life.
4. Give yourself an ego-boost by thinking the public documentation of your personal problems are of any real importance to anyone else.
5. Prove your exceptionally creative web blog design skills, though for the most part you will only ever use the provided templates.
6. Prove to yourself how funny you think you are.
7. A last ditch attempt at reinvigorating your creative skills and showcasing your true talents.
8. It's easier than trying to find a real job.
9. In between watching Netflix movies that you would never waste your time on if you had to pay for them, and playing the masochistically addictive Moby Dick game on Adultswim.com, you figure blogging deserves as much of your time as Facebook.
10. Become Tucker Max-famous and publish bestselling blog-books which require little to no decent writing ability with all the perks and more of a legit writer.
(Fuck you, Tucker Max.)
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